“I got a taste of love in a simple way.”

{Elton John}


“Of course I don’t like make-up. I’m too pretty!”{Adam West}


“That was pure wild animal craziness.”

{George Clooney}


“I’m Bill Murray, you’re everybody else.”

{Mos Def}


“Oh my”

{George Takei}


“If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.”

{Chuck Palahniuk}


“Yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

{Jeff Goldblum}


“I never play without my cape.”

{Bela Lugosi}


“A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.”

{John Hodgman}


“Don’t kiss a man who hasn’t shaved.”

{Kevin Kline}